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IRONY - Life is more sacred on other planets?

TAGS: ironic stuff from liberals
Rating: 4.44/5

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Phil8192 - April 18, 2014, 11:15 am
"Mars" and "Earth" should have been capitalized.
terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 3:12 am
i get that you dont like the idea of dead babies, but the alternative is a life of suffering, hardship and a "THE GOVERNMENT ARE OUR PARENTS! BECAUSE OUR REAL PARENTS SUCK! I LOVE FREE GOVERNMENT MONEY!" type philosophy when they become adults.
terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 3:10 am
thats not ironic at all, whats ironic is that you'd want children to be raised by parents who, if not for government interference, would have killed them. i'd rather be dead than totally dependent on parents who wished i was never born.
ipaprime - September 30, 2012, 12:13 am
no unwanted babies are the product of people who put their pleasure befor their responsabilities (cant seem to spell 2day sry)
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 6:52 am
The only irony here is that you had to be born to in order to be pro-abortion.
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 6:50 am
That's the thing... You don't get pick the out comes.. Still Margret Sanger was targeting the weak and inferior .... as she saw them.
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 3:22 am
actually, no, i hope you live, and spend the rest of your life in hospital, begging for some kind of compensation or pension from the republican congress you so adore...
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 3:16 am
its cool man, i hope mitt goes to war with iran, puts you in the draft, and says "it was a neccesary sacrifice" when you get blown up by a roadside bomb without having ever fired a sh**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:47 am

Or this Guy?
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 9:13 pm
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terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
all the arguments against taxation and welfare, wholly support abortion. and all the arguments against abortion apply to welfare. both sides beleive in the logic, they just apply it to different things, and ignore the other situations where it applies.
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:46 pm
an unwanted baby provides the same situation for an individual. they must give up a significant portion of their life and livelihood to support something they dont want to support. a fetus dies without its mother, and unemployed starve without welfare.
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:45 pm
personally i like the taxpayer welfare a***ogy. conservatives dont want their taxes going to welfare, because they dont like supporting leeches that give nothing back to the community, but:
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:44 pm
well, firstly, one sustains itself from its own environment, the other is entirely dependent on its mother. one is "self sustaining life", and the other would cease to be if not for its parental support.
deerbag2 - September 27, 2012, 12:30 pm
awesome!! 5lions


TAGS: obama hood rob from the rich give to the poor
Rating: 3.7/5

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HSHendy - September 16, 2012, 11:08 pm
Robin Hood would be a republican not a democrate. He took from the over taxing fat cat king Jon and gave back to the poor taxpayer, his subjects.



WIND TURBINES - they're such a blight on the landscape

TAGS: illogical rhetoric from the hypocright
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

Renza - February 25, 2013, 11:26 am
I blame the fact that they typically don't use facts for their arguments.
crankyhead - February 24, 2013, 2:55 pm
Yep, there's quite a few easily dismantled arguments coming from the anti-environmentalists these days.
Cyberhagen - February 24, 2013, 12:29 pm
Yeah, I never quite understood that argument. It's like my wife who doesn't want satellite TV because of that "ugly dish"; yet she had no issue growing up with the old TV antennae on everyone's roof?

Immigration Lie -

TAGS: typical bull**** from the left
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 20, 2014, 10:24 pm
Teddy kept his word, his party did not!

Man-made global warming fraud -


CHANGED? - Obama changed from bad to worse

MSLSD NEWS - Because you have to be on some kind of hallucinogen to watch this distorted crap!

" CHINA'S GHOST TOWNS & MALLS " - Obama Seeks Recovery Through China’s Now-Collapsing Economic Model.

FROM HERO TO ZERO - The secret is out, the rose colored glasses are off, blaming Bush is no longer a valid strategy for the administration.

SAFETY GLASSES? - Protection from bullshit getting in your eyes

Wisconsin Political Speech Raid -

LIBERAL ELITES - Always knowing what's best for us, and exempting themselves from day one!

CHRISTIAN LEADERS - Have devised a new way to get people to come to church on Sunday. They borrowed the idea from Irish Catholics.

PAY AS YOU GO BILL - Because nothing says "HYPOCRISY" like passing a "must pay as you go" bill, and then every bill written since then has included an exemption clause! PRICELESS

CLUELESS FROM CHICAGO - Because Voting Present ~130 times as a State Senator in IL was a pretty good indicator he was already above his paygrade, (and also because it seems to be a dead-on title for this photo)

THE OBAMA MILITARY DRONE - after Panetta's budget cuts.... Once again, leading from behind....


VLADIMIR LENIN - “The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.”

OBAMA SOUND BYTE - If Sarah can see Russia from her house, then I guess it can also be said that for Obama, we can see vacations from his house!

WHAT'S THIS? - Obama and his administration don't use it

OBAMA OMITS GOD - All men are created equal, endowed with certain inalienable rights..... the proper quote is: that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights.

FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT - "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward."

JOB DESCRIPTION - pretty much all you need to know to be a community organizer from ACORN!

Who is more racist? -

Just say 'NO' -

Liberals -



Democrats told us how good Obamacare would be for us -

Democrats can't win elections -

the stupidity of liberals -

If Obamacare is such a wonderful thing -

In the land of plenty -

TAGS: borrow from china buy foreign oil from countries that dont like us
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - November 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Because Fracking is evil, and we can some how reduce our carbon footprint by moving the dirty jobs to foreign nations.

Leadership -

Evolution -

On Second Thought -

STATUS - Update


CAMELOT LOST - 50 years ago this November. What have we learned since that awful day in Dallas? Absolutely nothing!

OBAMA BEGINS PUSH FOR NEW NATIONAL RETIREMENT SYSTEM. - "We have it in our power to begin the world over again."

O SAYS HE CAN'T CHANGE WASHINGTON FROM THE INSIDE - Then what the hell is he doing asking for another four years for? "Anybodies fault but mine!"

TAGS: fault lead from behind
Rating: 4.9/5

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JGalt - October 23, 2012, 6:45 am
but his plan will only help big business create jobs, but it won't work to create jobs at all. what a circle jerker
JGalt - October 23, 2012, 6:44 am
I could not believe how much demagoguery O puffed last night. He'd contradict himself so many times. At one point; talking about how the math does not add up, stating that Romney's definition of small business includes big business,
KALKAM - October 22, 2012, 11:54 pm
So he change it from the outside? No problem...


Year-two sign up -

'Hobby Lobby is denying women the right to contraceptives' -

TAGS: from moonbats to dingbat liberals
Rating: 4.69/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 10:52 am
and the gimme gimme, you owe me, European style of governance.
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 10:51 am
I'm not so sure that the Hobby Lobby thing was all that important as far as what contractives are provided, I think it's more about slowing down obama and the other dems from the moral decay they are inflicting on us.
Bandit5906 - July 5, 2014, 7:21 pm
I hope so. The dependent left seem to overlook the fact that Hobby Lobby already provided 16 kinds of contraception to their labour force.
EmmaRoydes - July 5, 2014, 3:31 pm
The boycott they are starting will wind up just like Chik-Fila. Profits for Hobby Lobby are gonna soar and all because of the stupidity of the liberal war on women.


Man-Made Maunder Minimum -

HE'S BACK THERE - leading from behind

SOTUS 2013 - A lengthy, uninspiring, diatribe filled with blame and lacking any plan for debt reduction.

ebola nation -

IN YOUR HEART - You know he's clueless

" A WEINER TOO FAR " - Anthony Weiner is reportedly now considering the possibility that he may have to step down.


MODERN DAY NERO - a.k.a. clueless from Chicago

SCHUMER'S TALL TALE - Chuckie is already crafting the next recession as "The Tea Party recession" in the hopes of keeping the clueless one at the helm for 4 more years!

LEADING FROM BEHIND - Hindsight is 20/20, but there are those of us who had predicted this from his habit of voting "Present" while in the Chicago Senate.

DOES THIS SOUND - Like someone who's leading in the polls? Priceless! Leading from Behind!

GUESS WHO'S STRUGGLING - Guess who's struggling to make ends meet: These Union members or the private sector workers who have already cut their household budgets to keep a roof over their head

CIVILITY IN OUR DISCOURSE - With death threats against Sarah Palin at an all time high, some folks need to listen to our president a little more closely! I'm Just Sayin!


TAGS: if you don t learn from history you are doomed to repeat it
Rating: 3.8/5

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JGalt - December 26, 2012, 12:09 am
Hmmm nailed that call!


FAMILY RESEMBLANCE - Interesting... Our President looks more like his Communist mentor than the goat herder he claims is his father.

GENERATIONAL THEFT - Not only has Obama stolen from us, but our future children, their children and their grandchildren

THE DISCLOSE ACT - Because Nothing says "Silence the Opposition" like exempting traditionally democratic organizations from regulations they impose on others!

BANANA REPUBLIC - If you know Mugabe you will understand

THE EVER-DISTRACTED PRESIDENT - From vacations, golf, concerts and fancy dinners to NCAA picks. No heavy lifting out of this president!. No action on Libya, unemployment, deficit,etc

GOOD MORNING GLOBAL WARMING - Welcome to the club.

GLOBAL SMARMING - Guilty as charged, especially when you are profiting handsomely from the panic you are trying to create!

COLLEGE CAMPUSES - The safe haven for liberals. Its where many of them hide from the reality of the real world!

ALVIN GREENE - Amrican Hero and Defender of TATER TOTS

SARAH PALIN - The New Face of Tyranny

CANCUN, MEXICO - The new, hip place for moonbats to congregate. P.S. - the US will wisely NOT be there - LMAO!

LEARN FROM HILLARY CLINTON - Running a large country is like cooking a small fish.

COWBELL - Sadly, he'd got the fever and more cowbell ain't the cure!

NOT "GETTING IT" - contemplating the latest poll numbers and wondering "why".

REPUBLICANS! - Love rainbows and unicorns.


MEMOIRS - blah, blah, blah

V.O.T.U.S - Vacationer of the United States

SUPER BOWL PARTY - From The White House

P.O.T.U.S. - Satisfied? You got what you voted for!


THE DEFICIT INCREASE... - Will increase this much when my Romney-care replaces Obamacare!

"BE SLIENT AND OBEY" - "When fascism comes to the United States it will come wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."

GLOBAL WARMING - Snort. Giggle. Bwahaahaaaahaaa!LMAO!

DEM·A·GOG (DM-GôG, -GG)N. - 1.A leader who obtains power by means of impassioned appeals to the emotions and prejudices of the populace.

BARRY HOOD - Just robbin from the rich to make everyone poor!



WHO NEEDS HACKERS? - The job's already being done...

TAGS: gop enemy from within
Rating: 2.33/5

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ipaprime - February 22, 2013, 7:35 am
and which side has not passed any budget bills hmm.
Renza - February 21, 2013, 5:22 pm
One side has pretty openly stated (the smarter ones just implied) that they want america to go to **** just so they can "prove" democratic policies (that they try to keep from getting put in place) fail.
ipaprime - February 21, 2013, 9:40 am
hey PF you forgot the democrats are at it to, not just the republicans


shutdown -

TAGS: hypocrisy from the right
Rating: 1/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 5:23 pm
And you claimed to be a woman, what's your point?
OTC - October 19, 2013, 4:53 pm
You claimed elections will be in 2015. Comment 61362
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 4:43 pm
Uhhhh... what?
OTC - October 19, 2013, 4:42 pm
So in a couple of years the calendar jumps back to Nov 2014, where the GOP will lose the House
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 3:08 pm
Invalid response. #61466 predates #61485, #61490, #61493 and #61494. Error 407. Conservative logic not found. Error 408 Conservative math does not add up.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 3:05 pm
Invalid response. #61508 was the third time I asked the same question.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 3:03 pm
About time you recognize.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 3:03 pm
Invalid response. Why on earth would I answer any of your questions, when all you do if I ask a question, is deflect, distract and insult?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:57 pm
Liberal "logic" detected.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:57 pm
None of which were answered
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:56 pm
Invalid response. Facts distortion. #61485, #61490, #61493, #61494 are all < #61508
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:32 pm
Error 407. Conservative logic not found.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:30 pm
Discussion terminated. No valid responses from user cranky.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:30 pm
Invalid response. I asked my question first.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:29 pm
Invalid response. The question was what elections are held in January that will alter the makeup of the federal house and/or senate. Please stay focused.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:28 pm
Invalid response. Diversion does not answer the question. Please stay focused.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:28 pm
Invalid response. The fugitive slave act was repealed before 2014. The question was which level of government did this, and how?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:27 pm
Invalid response. Diversion does not answer the question. Please stay focused.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:27 pm
Invalid response. The question was what elections are held in January that will alter the makeup of the federal house and/or senate. See #61361 and followup responses.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:25 pm
Invalid response. That's twice you've said 'oooo, shiney'.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:24 pm
Invalid response. The question concerned which level of government finally repealed the fugitive slave act, and the process they used to do that.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:24 pm
invalid response. Diversion such as finger pointing and "Oooooo, shiney" are not relevant.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:22 pm
invalid response. the question concerned the change that you claim is going to happen in January 2014.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:22 pm
Then why do you rely on them so much?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:21 pm
and "OOOOOOH, shiney" is not a valid response either.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:21 pm
And which level of government finally repealed the fugitive slave act?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:21 pm
invalid response. Diversions are not allowed.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:20 pm
of government. (By the way, there are 4 levels of government, not 3)
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:20 pm
Ok, rephrase it.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:20 pm
Why are you always talking about what g** men do to each other? Project much?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:19 pm
Let me rephrase that. What elections are held in January that will change the current makeup of the house or senate? Just so you know, I'm referring the federal house and senate. I wouldn't want you to get confused and start blathering about the 3 levels
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:18 pm
What elections are held in January?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:18 pm
To quote the liberal/Democrat hero: "What difference does it make?" Both liberals and democrats hold the same lefty media splatters derived opinions and both are lame POS's.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:17 pm
Uh... the election cycle?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:14 pm
Yup, and what happens in January of 2014? You know the 10 weeks from now you say makes a time when things will change?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:13 pm
I'll refer you to your b*** buddy's posting: #61471
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:09 pm
Democrat =/= Liberal. You moron.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:08 pm
OK, so you've admitted that it is off the books. Now tell us how that happened please.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 2:07 pm
It's 2014 in ten weeks. Y'know, the thing I've said three times now?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:03 pm
What happens in 10 weeks cranky? Does the calendar all of a sudden jump 10 months to November at that time? You know, when the elections are held?!?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:02 pm
liberal dominated scotus
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 2:02 pm
Cranky, please tell us what the democrats did to keep it on the books for as long as they did. Look up Wisconsin Supreme Court ruling that declared it unconstitutional only to be overridden by the liberal SCOTUS.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 1:27 pm
Please continue. Tell us how the fugitive slave act got taken OFF the books. Tell us what the proper channels for repealing law is in your country.
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 1:25 pm
Racist opinion? WTF are you talking about now?
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 1:17 pm
What part of "lowest approval rating of a major American political party in history" do you believe represents their constituents, Teatard?
crankyhead - October 19, 2013, 1:13 pm
Like I said, I mixed my statements. Get over it, Princess. Or sir. Whichever one it is that you want to be today.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 12:10 pm
After all, it was passed by congress, signed by the president, and upheld by SCOTUS at the time.
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 12:09 pm
And, in 1850, the fugitive slave act was passed into law. I guess in your racist opinion, that law should still be on the books, eh? The republicans should have just rolled over on that one too?
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 12:04 pm
StoneTools - October 19, 2013, 12:04 pm
One of the functions of the House of Representatives is to determine what gets funding and what does not. They determined (based on the desires of their constituents) that ObamaScare should not get funding. What part of that statement do you not
ipaprime - October 19, 2013, 4:17 am
like the liberals should have BEFORE they passed it?
OTC - October 18, 2013, 6:08 pm
ST, try his head, not just his face
OTC - October 18, 2013, 6:07 pm
I know its been a few posts ago, but you clearly stated "lose control of the house" in that same sentence, didn't even hint at the white house. Now you are saying white house, do I need to remind you who won the white house?
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 3:01 pm
Wrong again. Keep guessing.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 2:35 pm
Nope, I'm right, your face is the correct answer.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 2:17 pm
Wrong. Guess again.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 1:33 pm
Your face?
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:46 pm
There's something Id like for you to try to pull out of your own b***, Corky. Can you guess what it is?
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:45 pm
I was mixing my statements there. Mea culpa. Two years = White House. 2014 = House of representatives.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:40 pm
Or maybe you just pull numbers out of your b***, Forrest.
OTC - October 18, 2013, 12:39 pm
Comment 61362, i know its been a few post ago, but you just stated "...in a couple years..."
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:31 pm
We're currently halfway through October 2013. Putting 2014, right around the corner. Like ten weeks away. There's more than ten weeks in two years, princess.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:29 pm
Or maybe there's just a lot of Teatards?
OTC - October 18, 2013, 12:29 pm
Just around the corner? According to you, that's a couple of years away which is hardly around the corner
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:26 pm
That's an outright lie. http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2013/oct/16/gallup-obamacare-little-less-unpopular/
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:24 pm
For now. 2014 is just around the corner though, isn't it?
OTC - October 18, 2013, 12:22 pm
Funny how nancy 'pa$s it to see what's in it' pelosi is no longer speaker of the House
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:22 pm
Actually, the only people who don't want Obamacare are the insurance companies, and the Teatards who are simple enough to gulp down their propaganda. Nice try.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:20 pm
Funny how most states Romney won have no voter ID required.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
Republicans regained control of the house because of obamascare which was in plain view and not wanted by a majority of americans. Elected officials are elected to execute the will of the people, not the will of a political party. Horrible try.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
And in a couple years, the GOP will lose control of the house, for that very same reason.
OTC - October 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
Funny how most states obama won have no voter id required
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:18 pm
A republic is a representative democracy. and 2) Obama got RE-ELECTED with the ACA in plain view. Nice try.
OTC - October 18, 2013, 12:16 pm
America is a Republic and 2, democrats were already in office before obama was elected, no one saw obamacare coming until after the elections
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:14 pm
It was also because of obamascare that the republicans regained control of the house. That will was expressed through democracy. Y'know, logic?
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:07 pm
Ummmmm.... it was the will of the people that gave the Democrats control of all three houses. That will was expressed through democracy. Y'know, logic?
OTC - October 18, 2013, 12:03 pm
Democrats had all 3 houses, shut the GOP out of negotiations, and pas$ed this against the majority of the American will, you know, the people they are suppose to represent and not dictate to. That's not democracy
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 10:17 am
you should try reading it. instead of just talking about it like you know whats in it.
ipaprime - October 18, 2013, 6:38 am
yeah a bill they had to pass to find out what was in it
crankyhead - October 17, 2013, 11:09 pm
There was nothing to negotiate though. The ACA had already been passed into law.
Curlyrocks - October 17, 2013, 10:07 pm
Yeah I won't deny the republicans took the whole thing too far but what do you expect from them. And the Democrats pushed through a horrendously complicated piece of legislation what else do you expect from them, Both sides f'd this up bad by not negotia
crankyhead - October 17, 2013, 9:36 pm
If the GOP really wants to get rid of Obamacare, all they have to do is win all three houses. Considering their current approval ratings, they may have a chance to do that sometime around the year 3550.
crankyhead - October 17, 2013, 9:35 pm
Shutting down the government because you don't want to fund a law that already exists, is not how you repeal a law. So, no. That's not democracy.
Curlyrocks - October 17, 2013, 9:33 pm
Again the Republicans then won an election and took control of the house, after spending months saber rattling against Obama care, I know politicians doing what they said they would do is strange and new, but isn't that also part of democracy?

Democrats: Completely Divorced From Reality -

TAGS: democrats divorced from reality white house stupidity liberal lunacy obama yemen iran isis isil middle east fiasco foreign policy failure
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 28, 2015, 3:15 pm
Don't forget that Iran and Hezbollah where removed from the list of terror threats. It seems part of a pattern to get that deal no-matter-what.

bill maher makes incest jokes about Ivanka -

Red Herrings -

oxymoron -

Traitor Politicians Who Favor Iran Deal After Accepting Blood Money From Iran Lobby -

Ebola pandemic -

TAGS: obama not banning flights from ebola countries
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - October 25, 2014, 8:21 pm
I guess that's why liberals don't secure the border, doing so will increase illegal aliens into this country?
JGalt - October 25, 2014, 7:38 pm
But liberal logic dictates that if you impose a travel ban, it will increase the spread of ebola. WTF????